Peres is running for President in place of Katzav (Mr. Schlong!). The question is, will he win? I mean Peres has a bad track record when it comes to winning anything really. Moshik! is wondering if he would win if he ran against himself…

I am amazed, over and over again, at the mysterious ways in which the universe works. We have been so busy ignoring the endless signs around us, that finally the universe chooses to whack us on the head and spell it out for us. Amazing!

But before we give up hope, and we have all been to that place of despair and frustration at one point, we need to come to the important understanding that the timing of all this ISN’T by chance. Every past historical reference, from the Mayan Calendar to the Jewish Calendar, from past prophets to the Bible itself, has foreseen these stirring of cosmic events at exactly these times. There is a shift taking place and we have all noticed it. This is our wake up call. We have come to a crossroad and we need to make a choice. Not later. Not someday. Now.

Throughout the month of May, millions of people from all around the world will be gathering together through endless events, communities and mass meditations to make the RIGHT choice collectively. And I am proud to say that our holy ciity of Jerusalem is doing her part in this unfathomable transition on Monday, May 21, 2007:

5,000 people from around the country and abroad are needed holding hands to surround the walls of the Old City of Jerusalem in a unified embrace.

We call upon lovers of Jerusalem of all walks of life, of all religions, from all areas of the world and of course all of Israel, Palestine and Jerusalem.

The purpose of this event is to unite diverse people though our common denominator, our Love for the holy city Jerusalem. This act is both simple and meaningful, offering the potential to redefine our relationship with each other and create new realities.

So why May 21st? Why Jerusalem? Well, you can click here to learn more about the structure and significance of this special event. The bottom line is, if you are part of the rapidly growing population that senses this shift happening all around us, it is our responsibility to do something about it. May we all make the right choice.

This was sent in by someone who shell remain nameless. If you knew the person, which we do, this would seem the oddest thing to get. This is a peace loving, religious, kind to the world sort of person. Must have been a strange day for her.

We couldn’t help putting this on…

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don’t need to drink with the same one twice.”

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, “In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don’t need to drink with the same one twice either.”

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45 and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, “In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don’t have to drink with the same ones twice.”

God Bless America !

Happy Passover.

I just got back from a trip to Prague and it was great. A couple of things I thought were cool (there were lots of others): The Cross on the Charles bridge with the words Kadosh, Kadosh, Kadosh on the corners. The other thing was walking through the Jewish Quarter I saw these two “Hogs” outside a Kosher deli. The Harley has the words: “Our Hogs Are Kosher”.
The city is great and there is lots to see there. Highly Recommended
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