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		<title>Joke: Why it’s better for Jews to read the Arab papers :: israelplug - innovations. made in israel.</title>
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		<description>Here’s a joke that’s been going around the web for a while, but I thought I’d share:
A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to come in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.
Very upset, he approached him and said: “Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?”
Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.
So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world.
The news is so much better!”
    
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<small><a href="http://www.israelated.com/node/46334" title="Read this article on the community site">Read this article on the community site</a></small><br /><p>Here’s a joke that’s been going around the web for a while, but I thought I’d share:</p>
<p>A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to come in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.</p>
<p>Very upset, he approached him and said: “Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?”</p>
<p>Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.</p>
<p>So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world.</p>
<p>The news is so much better!”</p>
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		<title>Joke: Why it’s better for Jews to read the Arab papers :: israelplug - innovations. made in israel.</title>
		<link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/Israelplug/~3/318154806/</link>
		<description>Here’s a joke that’s been going around the web for a while, but I thought I’d share:
A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to come in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.
Very upset, he approached him and said: “Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?”
Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.
So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world.
The news is so much better!”
    
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<small><a href="http://www.israelated.com/node/46239" title="Read this article on the community site">Read this article on the community site</a></small><br /><p><em>Here’s a joke that’s been going around the web for a while, but I thought I’d share:</em></p>
<p>A Jewish man was sitting in Starbucks reading an Arab newspaper. A friend of his, who happened to come in the same store, noticed this strange phenomenon.</p>
<p>Very upset, he approached him and said: “Moshe, have you lost your mind? Why are you reading an Arab newspaper?”</p>
<p>Moshe replied, “I used to read the Jewish newspapers, but what did I find? Jews being persecuted, Israel being attacked, Jews disappearing through assimilation and intermarriage, Jews living in poverty.</p>
<p>So I switched to the Arab newspaper. Now what do I find? Jews own all the banks, Jews control the media, Jews are all rich and powerful, Jews rule the world.</p>
<p>The news is so much better!”</p>
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